November 25, 2009

Big news

OK, I may have broadcast it, telephoned it, emailed it, posted it, and repeated it. But I haven’t blogged it.

So in terms of big, and totally new, news—it’s not, I guess.

But it is news nonetheless.

February 1, 2010

That’s the news. February 1, 2010.

The novel’s official release date. February 1, 2010.

After so many years of writing, rewriting, rewriting again, and then—why not?—rewriting some more, it’s almost  surreal to acknowledge that there’s actually an end to all this (or maybe a beginning?).

I don’t know.

I’ll figure it out.

What I do know, though, is that I’ve got work to do.

Proofreading work.

Photo on 2009-11-18 at 15.20Talk to you later.


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November 20, 2009

You don’t want customers

Thinking of opening a pizza parlour? Right, I never saw one of those before.

A hair salon? Oh, how original.

A social media site? Getting boring here.

A business coach? A wedding photographer? An accountant? Oh, groan…..

If you’re hoping to entice me with any of the above, thanks but no thanks.

No really. I mean it. I’m fine. All stocked up.

I say that because, believe it or not, the last thing the world needs is another small business.

And yes, I know you’ll want to refute my position (it’s happened before. Many times.) Some even come armed with supporting statistical evidence citing population trends and demographics.

OK, fine. if you do challenge me, and if you’re convincing enough… I’ll still be unmoved.

Why?

Because most new businesses are nothing more than a collection of me-too, cookie-cutter look-alikes, each one indistinguishable, unoriginal and notable only in its insignificance.

Look at it from the buyer’s perspective. Do you think that folk are wandering their neighbourhoods grumbling that there aren’t enough grocery stores?

Doubtful.

If people do complain (those, that is, not already worn down to a lifeless storpor) it might be about the sameness of it all.

“Oh look,” they’ll say, “How wonderful. Another coffee shop just like the one across the street.”

Same. Same. Shame. Same.

I mean, where’s the differentiation? Where lies the innovation and creativity in one more, franchised, outlet-ized, carbon-copied business? Hell, where’s the fun?

Look at it from a business perspective. How does a business that’s no different from the one up the road compete? On price. That’s how.

“Buy from us,” They announce, “We’ve got the best prices in town.”

Big deal.

The competition lowers its price and customers make for the exits.

And therein lies the rub. It’s those damn customers.

Ot at least how businesses view customers.

With too many entrepreneurs, there’s a perception that customers are an invariable variable in the buy/sell equation. And that means there exists a clearly-defined commercial relationship that ends the second after customers plop down their money.

Then, once the transaction is closed,  business owners are off  to the next customer, and the one after that.

Oh, of course, let’s not forget the (supposedly) more sophisticated businesses that focus on customer retention, forever wondering how to get the same ones coming back for more.

See what I mean? The focus is on customers.

And that’s backwards.

Way I see it, business shouldn’t be focusing on getting customers. In fact, businesses shouldn’t want customers at all.

I say, forget the customers. Why? Because customers only want good value for money.

And now you’re thinking, Hang on, isn’t that what business is about?

Nope. Sorry, but no.

Look at it this way, picture your business as a band (the kind that plays music). Do you think your audience wants to hear you—and every other band—belt out You Light up my Life every night.

And if you lowered the price of your CDs (or MP3s or shows), would your audience, all of a sudden, be happy about having to listen to You Light up my Life all the time?

So, where am I going with all this?

Easy, think like a band and do what the mega-bands do (and it ain’t playing cover tunes over and over again). Then, try to win what they’re trying to win (and, it ain’t customers either).

Rather, your band—er business—wants fans.

Why?

Fans create a buzz, fans are loyal, fans are viral. And…

Fans buy stuff. Lots of stuff

How does a business get fans?

Through originality, innovation, imagination and creativity. And through purpose. Clear, unfiltered purpose. In essence, you’ll get fans by being true to your purpose and identity.

Just like successful bands that have an identifiable style and a defined voice, your businesses should say, “Here’s what we’re about. Here’s what we believe in. Here’s what we do. Here’s what we offer that no one else does.”

The result is that people who like what you’re about will flock to you. Those that don’t, won’t.

And, that’s another nice thing about having fans. You won’t waste time focusing on people who’ll never buy from you. Instead, you’ll focus on your message and your offerings, and you’ll communicate that to your fan-base, who will then spread the word.

Don’t believe me? Want proof?

Look at Apple. Do you think their distinctive products and innovative spirit have created customers?

Or millions of fans?

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November 16, 2009

Another step closer

Authors, I think, are supposed to be a cool lot. Blasé, unemotional maybe, and certainly never, ever, prone to outbursts of childish excitement.

At least, that’s my image of authors. Real ones anyway. The kind who make their living doing that authoring stuff. I mean, can you picture Elmore Leonard giggling? JD Salinger high five-ing Ayn Rand?

Yeah, me  neither.

If that premise is true, then I don’t know what that makes me. Because I just got the first proof of my novel—colour cover and everything—and I’m everything but stoic.

Photo on 2009-11-15 at 21.09

So waddya think?

As for me…

Am I thrilled? You bet.

Ecstatic? Roger that.

Apprehensive? A bit.

Nervous? Oh yeah.

Childishly excited? Count on it.

Then I read the instructions that said something about carefully reviewing the draft and sending any corrections  to the editor, who will then review it as well.

Oh great. It’s proofreading time.

I bet that never happens to Leonard…


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November 11, 2009

The people there

There are people there—hard-nosed stares, from their chairs—advisers telling you how things work.

“Now listen here,” They explain, “I get your pain…”

“You’re in a funk, your life’s just junk.”

“But I have great knowledge I will share. Work with me, if you dare.”

“All I need is your time—a few dimes—then you’ll be better off.”

And you think, They’ve more credentials than me, they must know

How to make my life more purposeful.

There are people there—selling wares, on the air—hawkers telling you how things work.

“Now listen here,” They command, “The way it stands…”

“What you possess. None have less.”

“But I have great products I will share. Buy from me, if you care.”

“All I need is a sec—a few cheques—then you’ll be better off.”

And you think, They’ve more possessions than me, they must know

How to make my life more abundant.

There are people there—fawning care, on the square—politicians telling you how things work.

“Now listen here,” They implore, “I know the score…”

“We’re in a hole, truth be told.”

“But I’ve great ideas I will share. Without your help, they’ll disappear”

“All I need is your vote—a few notes—then you’ll be better off.”

And you think, They’ve more influence than me, they must know

How to make my life more meaningful.

There are people there—worrisome airs, up the stairs—tycoons telling you how things work.

“Now listen here,” They demand, “I’ve got a plan…”

“There’s too much work, my staff are jerks.”

“But I’ve a great venture I will share. Join my firm, we’re on a tear.”

“All I need is your labour—I’ll pay you later—then you’ll be better off.”

And you think, They’ve more wealth than me, they must know.

How to make my life more rewarding.

And the odd thing is…

You place your faith in people who

Have no potion, no magic too

It’s all because, to make life better

The power for change

Resides in you.


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