Pssst, pssst.
Come here.
Listen, listen, I got something for you.
Something you can’t find in stores. At least, not yet.
Yeah, yeah, it’s a book.
Not any book though.
It’s my book—wrote it with my own two hands.
And a thesaurus.
So waddya say? Wanna buy a copy?
Waddya mean you want to think about it?
This is a chance of a lifetime!
Your chance to beat the rush. Get in ahead of the game. Be the first on your block.
You know, that sort of thing.
And listen, like the pros say…
This offer won’t last forever. There’s only a limited supply. Act now!
You know, that sort of thing.
It’s real easy too.
Don’t have to get up off your chair or anything.
In fact, it’s better if you stay right where you are,
And just mosey your mouse pointer down to one of the links below.
If you’d like a signed copy, I can send you one from the personal stockpile that I can’t stop myself from gazing at.
And giggling too.
Can’t stop myself from giggling either—just like a teenage toker.
So, for a signed copy, just visit My Website and fill out the form.
If you’re not into signatures and such, just click one of these links:
Buy The Net Present Value of Life from Chapters.Indigo
Buy The Net Present Value of Life from gsph.com
It’s supposed to be on Amazon too, but I haven’t seen it listed just yet.
Should be there soon though. Will let you know when it’s up.
Bottom line?
The book’s beginning to surface.
And I’m thrilled.
So remember.
Get it now. Beat the rush.
