
Remember Kojak?
Lieutenant Theo Kojak?
Well, it’s that irrepressible, charismatic and entirely fictional character that comes to mind whenever I read about that protest-oh-so-desperately-wanting-to-be-a-movement, more commonly known as Occupy Wall Street.
More specifically, what comes to mind is his plain-talk take on capitalism. “Sure,” Kojak once said, “The system stinks, but hey, show me someone who’s got a better one.”
OK, so maybe I’m coming off as unsupportive. Negative, even.
And I’m not, really I’m not.
Because, hey, I’m just as dead set against corruption, and avarice, and irresponsible consumption as the next guy.
And if Occupy Wall Street is giving a voice to the little guy (and gal), and if Occupy Wall Street is providing a vehicle—an awakening—of what’s wrong with capitalism, well hey, like Kojak also said, “Who loves ya baby?”
But still.
Looking at the long game, I don’t hold out much hope for Occupy Wall Street.
Look, let me get to the point.
My belief is that Occupy Wall Street will, quite simply, peter out, sputtering under the weight of its own well-intentioned (I suppose) but misguided (I’m pretty sure) idealism.
Why?
Why do I say that?
Because of the hippies, that’s why.
Let me be stronger.
Blame the hippies.
It’s all their fault anyway.
You remember hippies, right?
Late 60s? San Francisco? Haight-Ashbury? Free love? Tune in, turn on, drop out?
Now that was a movement.
A grass-roots movement created not so much by focused strategy as by osmosis.
Hippies sprouted up, occupied and multiplied in ever-increasing numbers throughout North America and the world.
Hippies were anti-establishment.
Hippies were down on the man, man.
Hippies were about equality and classlessness.
And against consumerism, materialism and most of capitalism.
And now. And now.
Well, they blew it.
The Hippies blew it
Think about it, what happened to all those hippies?
More importantly.
How many of those hippies eventually turned their back on anti-establishment idealism? How many of them shed their tie-dyed threads for a three-piece, button-down look?
How many of the late-sixties hippies became the bankers and brokers, and VPs and CEOs of the twenty-first century?
And now, how many hippies are the targeted capitalists that Occupy Wall Street is protesting against?
Just like that old expression says… Plus ça change…








